Snooki To WrestleMania 27

"Seeing the ratings bomb Jersey Shore stars have been on TNA Impact, WWE will go down the same road. Jersey Shore's Snookie will roll into WWE RAW next Monday to start some kind of an angle which will make her a part of WrestleMania 27."

(http://www.businessinsider.com/jersey-shore-star-to-appear-on-wwe-raw-2011-3)

Fiiiinnalllly!  It’s about time the WWE started mixing things up.  Shit was getting way too boring down there in Connecticut.  Do you know that they haven’t had a dude die in a stunt accident in like twelve years?  Ridiculous.  And none of their former super stars have gone on a steroid fueled murder/suicide rampage in four years?  Preposterous.  It’s about time they started shaking it up again.  And they got a trained pro to spice things up!