Sunday, March 6, 2011

Fuck You Fortune Cookie




It's Sunday and I'm fucking hammered.  I saw this fortune cookie on someone's facebook feed and got pissed. Fuck you China.  Fuck you.  Guess what?  You may be taking over the world, but if this is your mentality, then you suck.  Straight up suck.  Work over whisky?  Nope.  Wrong.  Whisky is better.  You may be better at math, but we'll always be better at life.  Live free or die.  Fuck you.

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