Wednesday, March 9, 2011

About Time Science Did Something For Me

Friggin' science.  Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!  Thanks, scientists.  And yes, I'm staring at your tits.

4 comments:

  1. refrain from looking at breast for 5 years. how is that possible?

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  2. Lowers resting heart rate and blood pressure...but what about all those nut punches? Or does breast-staring also improve reflexes?

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  3. I don't see humans for ten minutes a day...

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  4. I think it's a no brainer...staring at breasts makes people happy. More interestingly/ and unrealistic is to find subjects willing to refrain from looking at breasts for five years. I mean, those guys must be miserable as it is. Of course they'll have shit wrong with them.

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